Out for lunch for my grandas birthday and a girl that picked on me in primary school is serving me and this is the most uncomfortable ive been in a while

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

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vaginapowersactivate:

prestonhymas:

Why do we not discuss clouds more?

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I mean look at that. That’s water.

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Flying water.

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FLYING

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FUCKING

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WATER

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO WE EVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS

WHAT IS THIS

HOW IS THIS EVEN

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AND NOW THE FLYING WATER IS EATING A MOUNTAIN

GOD DAMN, WHAT

This is my favorite post on Tumblr.

(Source: prestonhymas, via sex-in-the-impala-backseat)

could listen to this all day

I attempted to learn “grow old with me” by ear. So far ive only got the start

Wasted just sounds adorable when its played like this

king-in-yellow:

hopephd:

Seizure First Aid. 

Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it. 

100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)

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king-in-yellow:

hopephd:

Seizure First Aid. 

Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it. 

100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)

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rnessage:

be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes

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lolihunter:

i have a unique art style. i call it “i tried”

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the girls i follow here are too pretty to be real

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