twatswag:

i have to be funny because being hot is not an option

(via hidebehindsmiles-listentobands)

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

(via delphinesbooty)

riplogic:

*loses drink in scotland* where did my Glasgow.

(via delphinesbooty)

transsamwinchester:

bugroxas:

i was gonna say “why is everyone in animes teenagers why is the fate of everyone on earth always left up to a teenager” and then i realise its because teenagers are the ones gonna be watchin the anime so we can identify with the characters more. plus i dont think anybody would be excited to see grandpa get in the robot

what the fuck are you talking about id pay money to see grandpa get in the robot

(via attackontrenzalore)

lootenant:

was this movie real

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lootenant:

was this movie real

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psychedelicatessenn:

stunningpicture:

I don’t know shit about photography, but the person who took this shot must be given the highest award of them all.

this is breathtaking

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psychedelicatessenn:

stunningpicture:

I don’t know shit about photography, but the person who took this shot must be given the highest award of them all.

this is breathtaking

(via delphinesbooty)

princehanssilva:

highway-to-helsa:

sailor-swifty:

lace-flowercrowns:

Prince Hans and his “Southern Isles”

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XD 

DID HIS DICK BOUNCE?!?!!!

I’m gonna have to watch this over and over.

For science.

…yes… for educational purposes

(via vatican-cameos-johnlock)

killuangel:

"it’s like freud always said," says the ‘psychologist’ character in the movie, making everyone in the audience who knows anything at all about psychology flinch involuntarily

(via lawyer-boy)

jaclcfrost:

let me check your temperature [puts hand on your forehead] hm. hmm. ah. yes. just as i expected. you’re totally cute

(via i-am-bi-not-gonna-lie)

sweet-tea-in-the-tardis:

amijusttumblinalone:

candyredterezi:

kitten-burrito:

How do you know?  Did you actually offer it some?

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Man, some people aren’t fit to own Wiis.

I guess you could say they aren’t.. wii fit.

did you just

Sit the fuck down.

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sweet-tea-in-the-tardis:

amijusttumblinalone:

candyredterezi:

kitten-burrito:

How do you know?  Did you actually offer it some?

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Man, some people aren’t fit to own Wiis.

I guess you could say they aren’t.. wii fit.

did you just

Sit the fuck down.

(Source: mechagod, via mandehmouse)

Only an act of true love can thaw a  f r o z e n   h e a r t.

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Only an act of true love can thaw a  f r o z e n   h e a r t.

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