scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

(via tacoconvention)

My face is a different colour than the rest of me and its not fair

Timestamp: 1406826407

My face is a different colour than the rest of me and its not fair

dongstomper69:

bent-duck:

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

financial security

anime titties

(via annihil-8)

Timestamp: 1406824198

dongstomper69:

bent-duck:

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

financial security

anime titties

(via annihil-8)

i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day

(Source: lampsarepeopletoo, via tacoconvention)

w6lf:

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

(Source: whisqrs, via lilmissrealitycheck)

lahmps:

i swear to fucking god if any of you annoying teenagers come to my house on Halloween and say “twerk or treat” i will literally travel through the depths of hell and find the most nasty ass tootsie roll thats available and drop it into your tacky ass, cum stained, pillow case

(via lilmissrealitycheck)

shitshilarious:

this is how you shut someone down. no swear words. nothing so extreme they can write it off. just something you KNOW they wont be able to shake off. It also helps to have a baritone-voiced plankton controlling your brain when you say it.

(Source: zhukini, via zipa-dee-doo-dah)

Timestamp: 1406822241

shitshilarious:

this is how you shut someone down. no swear words. nothing so extreme they can write it off. just something you KNOW they wont be able to shake off. It also helps to have a baritone-voiced plankton controlling your brain when you say it.

(Source: zhukini, via zipa-dee-doo-dah)

ethelreds:

nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background 

(via zipa-dee-doo-dah)

5 disney film meme:
8. Favorite Couple

(via kenais)

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5 disney film meme:
8. Favorite Couple

(via kenais)

whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

(via zipa-dee-doo-dah)

g-peach:

my-little-texas-tornado:

I think I just heard my heart break.

Angelica showing sympathy

(Source: lavender-ice, via zipa-dee-doo-dah)

Timestamp: 1406822195

g-peach:

my-little-texas-tornado:

I think I just heard my heart break.

Angelica showing sympathy

(Source: lavender-ice, via zipa-dee-doo-dah)

Tick tock
Goes the clock
Even for
The doctor 

(via so-glad-were-neighbors)

Timestamp: 1406822077

Tick tock
Goes the clock
Even for
The doctor 

(via so-glad-were-neighbors)

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

(via fuckfuckery)

One last let it go session with mum