depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day
i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado
i swear to fucking god if any of you annoying teenagers come to my house on Halloween and say “twerk or treat” i will literally travel through the depths of hell and find the most nasty ass tootsie roll thats available and drop it into your tacky ass, cum stained, pillow case
nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background
no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.